Been Busy Doing Book Things

It’s been a busy month with the Chinese New Year and another fun-packed reunion.  And I’ve now got two books in preparation.  Both are about hospital politics and badly behaved people.  One is set in our modern St. Angela’s University Teaching Hospital and the other is set in its predecessor 100 years ago.   At the heart of both is rivalry, and a nasty contest about how things should be done.  Both ended in ruinous court cases, trashed reputations, acres of negative press and criminal convictions.

There is much to research and I’ve discovered how much fun it can be to while away the hours in libraries disappearing down rabbit holes pursuing new lines of inquiry.

And I’ve made a new marvellous friend – the Archivist.  She brings my requests up from the stack on the hour – photos, letters and minute books from the late 19th century hospital records.

After hours of reading and viewing the forgotten documents, I feel transported to that world.  I even have the weather reports for each day of the year of the dispute.

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Been Busy Researching and Learning

Holed up in the Bodleian

When the stygian gloom of January bears down on you there is no better place to hole up than the Bodleian Library in Oxford. And so it was, my January was very busy with researching, reading, and writing notes; and consuming buckets of coffee and plates of cake. Hours of fun spent scanning zillions of databases and getting distracted by interesting snippets that you happen on like an account of a skirmish in the Indian Mutiny reported in the Cornishman newspaper in 1858.

Oh, and then there is the joy of calling up old manuscripts and books from the stack. I could spend forever getting lost in there, like Alice in Wonderland but there are books to be written.

What better time is there to go on a course to learn to write novels. I learnt about finding the narrator’s voice, the role of the author, and the problem of siting the narrative.

I’m getting the hang of this so I’m about ready to pick up my writer’s pen for the two books in the pipeline. But, I haven’t done the Christmas cards yet. Too late.

So Chinese New Year cards will have to suffice, and then it’s the books, and maybe some more courses.

Have a Happy Chinese New Year and come back next time for a progress check on the book(s).

Been Busy Celebrating Christmas

Storm Rising – Very Useful

This year on Christmas Day, I walked along our beach to find it bathed in a strange bright light that shimmered eerily on the silver-grey sea.  A sure sign the local fishermen say that a storm is rising.  And it did; we had hours of howling gales, rain and highly-energised angry white-capped seas.

Nothing beats Sachertorte

The perfect excuse to chomp my way through the Sachertorte, which had been carefully transported from Innsbruck, and fistfuls of sweets that had been hiding in the Advent Calendar waiting for their time.

The Advent Calendar
(sans chocolates)

Oh, and then there was the lovely gift of Grand Cru French wines to wash it all down.

Storms have their uses.

Delicious Grand Cru

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Been Busy Doing Things

The Douro Valley

To get a final glimpse of the sun, I went sailing up the Douro from the lovely old fortified wine town of Porto, and on to one of Europe’s oldest university towns, Salamanca, where the soft late autumn light casts a warm honeyed glow on its mediaeval buildings.

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Detail beautiful window with old forge in The House of Shells, Salamanca Spain.

Quill penOn the lazy journey upriver, I made some progress with The Book. The axes of the conflicts have been mapped, and the storyboards for each chapter are  ready.

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Been Busy Cooking Veggies

 

shutterstock_156645869The season is turning. Gone are the long lazy summer days and the hammock is packed away for next year. With the temperature falling and the light fading, the trees are rapidly shedding their leaves and getting ready for the big rest.

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The first of the winter storms has already arrived in our bay. The sea and sky are increasingly dull grey and blurred at the horizon. The sea, energised by the wind, shows its angry white caps and big waves to remind you that nature is in charge.Untitled design

 

But the autumn garden makes for much work before we rest. There has been a bounty of veggies this year so the big cook up is underway: casseroles, soups, pickles, sauces and pies. Exhausting, but tea and plum clafoutis with a dot of cream is a great reviver.

shutterstock_723953683And of The Book?  I’ve thought about it.

?Maybe a thriller; gang warfare in hospital’s corridors; secret societies plotting against each other for control? Is this interesting enough?

I’m off for the last of the summer sun in Portugal, sailing up the Douro Valley from lovely Porto to Mateus Villa, and on to the ancient university town of Salamanca. Then it’s The Book, honest.

So far, for October, it’s The Book — 0 vs. The Veggies — 1.

Mind the ghosts and ghouls of Halloween and come back next time for a progress report on The Book …..

Been Busy Doing Nothing

The dog days of summer were filled with hammock time, taking in the warmth of the sun and fresh sea air.  Despite all the good intentions, nothing got written for The Book.

But, some thinking got done and I’ve got a plan.

The struggles about whether to stay with pen and paper, or type straight to screen, may be resolved with a new gizmo that’s on order.

It’s a tablet which looks and feels like a sheet of paper, and, as you write with its fancy pen, it picks up your script instantly.  

I’m told there is no delay or “buffering”, whatever that is.

It may be the answer to the first of many hurdles that will stop me from starting the tome.

So far, for September, it’s The Book – 0 vs. The Hammock – 1.

October looks busy – all the harvested veggies have to be cooked and pickled or frozen.  And then there are the many book and music festivals to attend, and maybe a late holiday on the water somewhere warm before the autumn cool really bites.

Come back next time for a progress report on The Book ……

The Inspector Calls

Alex – a Man under Pressure

Illustration by Bill Morris

When the Hospital Inspector’s Office calls, you take the call. That was the pearl of wisdom given to Alex all those years ago by his old mentor. “keep them sweet” he used to say. Those were wise words as these officials can wield much power with their reports and “final scores.” Your position in their “quality” league tables matters, despite all the protestations that it doesn’t, and Alex, ever mindful of this, dropped everything to respond to the Inspector’s call. “They’re coming next week,” he yelled through the door to his secretary, “get the inspection machinery rolling.”

As if it had received a call to arms, the administrative infrastructure of St. Angela’s University Teaching Hospital got into gear, fast. All the necessary papers, reports and examples of “best” practice – “good” is not enough – were mustered in the hospital’s very grand boardroom. Alex knew he had to put on a professional show as there were rumours that his hospital would be subject to a merger. Well, that’s what they called a hostile takeover in those days so that it would look like everyone was working in “partnership.” Like all Chief Executives caught up in this situation, he was very anxious.

“Oh no, disaster” he cried on hearing that the Inspector’s Office had indicated that Reggies, the children’s hospital on St. Angela’s campus, was to be included. “That place is stuffed with problems – all those prima donnas,” he said in despair.

“Too late, they’re coming” said Sue, his ever-present and trusted fixer, officially entitled the Director of Organisational Development and Human Resources. Including the children’s service in the inspection added complications as it was much harder to control the environment – the children, the parents, the toys, the noise, and, worst of all, some of the medics. And as for rules, they didn’t understand them and therefore they didn’t obey them – it was “adult stuff.”

Alex was concerned about the regular “nappy scandal” drum beat from the local press. It stuck to him like the glue paste that was smeared over everything he touched at Reggies. The editors wouldn’t let it go, no matter how many times Alex had explained that the computer glitch was now fixed. Clearly, a rookie reporter had got the brief to pursue the story and keep it in the public eye. It was the talk of the local supermarket checkouts, bus queues and waiting rooms – it had legs, as the editors used to say.

The rookie reporter generated interest from the big boys at the national press. They started phoning him for new pieces – a glimmer of recognition which was sufficient to keep him on Reggies “nappy scandal” case. With the pressures feeling like a vice around his head, Alex tried to run his hospital, and get it ready for the forthcoming inspection. Then the phone rang. It was the police. They had arrested one of the Reggies doctors. Continue reading

Playboy Rudi – Prima Donna in Waiting

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Alex, our exhausted Chief Executive, was trying to keep everything quiet and rolling along at St. Angela’s and its children’s hospital, Reggie’s, so that the forthcoming inspection would go smoothly. There was a rumour that a hostile takeover dressed up as a merger was in the wings. His nerves were shredded by the local press’s constant attention to with the “Nappy Scandal” – the ongoing story of new computer muck ups, no orders, too many orders, and management with “no grip”. And then there was the ever-present car parking problem – too many cars and not enough spaces. It was particularly bad at Reggie’s.

Reggie’s had its fair share of Prima Donnas. The one I recall with a wry smile was Dr. Rudi Van Der Loo. He was a pathologist – not a speciality noted for having Prima Donnas, but Reggie’s conducted bone marrow transplants and pathology was central to the programme’s success. Rudi, known as Rudey to most, exhibited a form of Prima Donna Syndrome known as the “playboy”. Such individuals were loveable rogues, naughty in the extreme, but charming, utterly charming, and they exhausted the patience of bureaucrats. Continue reading

“Lady Bray” — She’s Gone Rogue

Infectious Prima Donna Syndrome

Alex, our weary Chief Executive, had a lot on his plate including a basinful from Reggie’s Children’s Hospital.

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Illustration by Bill Morris

The junior doctors were constantly complaining about their poor training, supervision, and rotas …; the managers were always anxious that the rules and procedures were not being followed; and the ever-present car parking monster was biting at his heels again.

More seriously, the nurses were grumbling as the nappy problem was getting under their skin. Alex was constantly parrying the press who smelt blood on The Nappy Story. Meanwhile, he had a new building to construct in honour of Reggie’s benefactor.

Sue, his ever-present supportive director, was in her element “doing OD,” calming everything and everyone. She smoothed the frictions between Reggie’s five committees as they planned for the new building. They were optimistic that the ceremony to turn some earth to show the building was on the way would happen soon. Indeed, to help things along, Dr St. Clair, Prima Donna number one from last time, had already ordered a golden shovel. And Sue was left to sort out the payment for it, like the posh bunting invoice for the recent fête. Continue reading

Welcome Old Friends and Training Alumni

moaiSummer Greetings to all, and welcome to my new readers – old friends and training alumni.

My retirement plans are stepping up a gear and to help me on my way, 2017 is the year of reunions. I’ve been to two this month and there are another four pencilled in over the summer and autumn.

original_400115308.jpgIt’s been great fun seeing people you trained and worked with over the last 40 years. Much has changed in society, of course, but we are, at our heart, still the same people we were when we were younger. shutterstock_224979997

Meditating on an exhausting working life that has now passed is punctuated with walks along the beach and cliff tops, dozing in the hammock, and working in the garden. It’s a soothing poultice but I am still haunted by the people I have encountered in the course of my work.

As a serial course attendee, a habit of a lifetime, I’ve been on a course about publishing, finding a literary agent, and all things complicated and new about making a book. “What is your book’s genre?” has been the opening question at each workshop and I have found myself a bit stuck. “Oh, it’s early days; I’m still finding my way,” I stutter in reply. Perhaps you can help me?shutterstock_307987109

I could write an academic tome about dysfunctional organisations and people. Chapter 1 “About the Author” meditates on this approach and rejects it as it will be very dry and will probably gather dust on some library shelf, unloved and unread, for years before it’s put in the skip.

I’ve been trying to explain my work through a more light-hearted case study approach set in the mythical St. Angela’s University Teaching Hospital – a viper’s nest of political behaviours; see Chapters 2, 3, 4. I’ve had positive feedback but I’m at a moment of choice:

Should this book be more of a fact-based fiction, or should it be something with a feel of a thriller? Please let me know what you think.

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I’m off to plan the veggies for this summer’s table and to prepare the next instalment of Chapter 5 – dealing with Prima Donnas. Then, it’s down to the beach for a stroll and a lemon curd ice cream.

Come back next time for another tale of Prima Donnas in action…..