No Justice, Much Sadness

rj-shieldA Secret Club?

There I was, having a quiet cup of tea working on my questions for the meeting with Mr. Fryer when I received the message from Verona Pharmaceuticals (VP’s) investigators that the share price was moving again. The message also said that more information had been gleaned from the hidden camera in the Clinical Trials Unit’s desk computer. The investigation was starting to make progress. It was clear that the poor girl Jules was either very clever, or a pawn. And as for Ronnie, who knows?

St. Angela's University Teaching Hospital

St. Angela’s University Teaching Hospital (Illustration by Bill Morris)

Alex, St. Angela’s weary chief executive, convened a case conference to assess the investigation’s direction. It was a large meeting involving VP’s fraud team, the financial authority’s investigative team, and St. Angela’s inquiry team, led by Sue to whom I worked. Our conclusion was that the share price movement was not random and that whoever was behind it was very knowledgeable about how confidential clinical trials information – good or bad – can affect share prices. He or she was probably connected to the traders involved, and smart enough to manipulate the share price through the traders for personal gain. Listening to the discussions, Alex felt the dread of the hospital’s inspectors finding out about the investigation. He needed to keep all this under wraps. Continue reading

Bad Things Going Down at St. Angela’s

rj-shieldFiddlin’ Share Prices

There is crime, and there is white-collar crime where, they say, there are no victims. Not true; there are victims. Share prices move up and down all the time according to the market’s view of the stock. If you watch the trends carefully, you might jump in and place a bet. You might make money; you might lose money; just depends if you got lucky and spotted the trend.

The market rules are all about fairness and openness, where all information is known to all at the same time. But this is not always the case. Some know more than others. Some know when important information about a stock’s value is going to be publicly available. Some know when to buy or sell.

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Illustration by Bill Morris

This is “insider trading” – access to privileged “what” and “when” information. It gets more devious when a real smart person knows how to move the market, manipulate the share price. Privileged information, good or bad, can be leaked onto a trading floor by a casual comment, a tip, picked up maybe over coffee, in the wine bar, over a beer. In the febrile atmosphere of trading, rumours are picked up and acted on quickly to buy or sell. If you are “in” or “out” first, you make money. Continue reading

Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow

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In those days, working on call was very onerous. Your turn came around often and there was so much to do from 8pm-8am. There were no mobile phones, only bleeps, and they had a limited range so you had to live in the hospital when on call. Between calls, you hung about in the juniors’ “mess” which was a bit of a slum. Time-passing when not working consisted of watching rubbish TV, reading the paper and trashy magazines, eating pizzas and snoozing.

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Brawling and Partying at St. Angela’s

Clashing Oars

rj-shieldThis was a difficult assignment. I was no longer the naïve development specialist of yesteryear. By now, I had worked on several complex conflict management problems, but this one was troubling. It was the first time I had been asked to work under cover to identify possible fraudsters. There were ethical issues in telling people you were reviewing the clinical trial procedures when you were doing much more.

I strolled over to the Rowing Club to work out an approach. The river was sparkling in the low autumn sun and its peaceful banks were a welcome respite from the stew of busyness of St. Angela’s teeming corridors. The ever-smiling and helpful Maria was tidying up the newspapers after the lunchtime rush, and getting the club ready for a party. I was drawn into the excitement of putting up the bunting and balloons, and popping streamers everywhere. Tonight’s “do” was Professor Sharkey’s bash for his firm to celebrate the end of the rowing year. Continue reading

Welcome, Fellow Traveller…

After 40 years hard work, I’m resting by the sea and reflecting on times gone by. I’ve been a traveller you see in the topsy turvey world of changing organisations. I’ve laboured, I’ve taught, I’ve researched, I’ve advised, and I’ve been roundly biffed, as you have, in many reorganisations.

As a retiring academic, I’m supposed to write The Book — a well-researched and referenced tome — drawing together theory and practice in organisational power and politics. Well, having thought about it, I can tell you no-one will read it. It will just gather dust on a few shelves before it is consigned to the bin of history. So, after much thought, I’m going to draw on my rich experiences and write novels — much more fun.

So, come and join me, here by the sea, and hear my stories of the dynamics of power and biffo politics as we journey first to the dark heart of St. Angela’s University Teaching Hospital and all its goings on, then to the Western Theatre to meet its sweet and highly emotional people, and finally, to the mother of all mismatched mergers and its enduring warring tribes.

The posts come once a month but I’ll send beach and weather reports now and then on twitter @AGbythesea

Welcome to our Merry Band …

Welcome, friends and colleagues from around the world

It just gets harder to make new friends as you get older so I’m grateful that so many of my old friends and colleagues going back over the last 40 years are still in touch. Well, at last, I’ve almost retired. I’ve finished teaching, and I’ve got a few bits and pieces to complete and then it’s time for my novels. I’ve been promising myself for many years that I would take up novel writing as well as reading. The book walls litter my house so it’s time to make a dent in them.

I have been so fortunate that my job has allowed me to jump into many established networks. And, thank you to those who have awarded me lifetime achievement medals. Such recognition brings a warm glow. I hope you will enjoy the gobbets, and even recognise some of them as shared experiences of horrifying behaviours that we have had to sort out. I think we made, on the whole, quite a good fist of it. It has been a pleasure working with you.

And to all my fellow conference attenders, welcome. It has been great fun getting to know you and how you have coped with your difficult organisational problems. I have learnt much from our discussions, and, as a retiree, I hope I can still join you in the future as a conference junkee. I hope you enjoy the gobbets, and, when you have time, let me know your vignettes and I’ll weave them in.

Welcome, Old Students

IMG_0885 (002)After all these years of teaching on Monday mornings, I’ve stopped. Yes, I’ve retired. I still can’t believe that I can now sleep in late after the weekend, and that I don’t have to fight my way onto the packed train to get to my teaching room on time. I don’t have to line up for coffee, and I don’t have to search for the AV technician to load up my slides.

And, dear students, I don’t have to mark all those essays and exam scripts that you carefully put together for me. Most were very good to read and nothing pleases a teacher more than to be presented with a well-researched and written essay. I do miss you all and it is a delight when I get news of your progress. I know you will all do well.

As you know, it is very hard to teach organisational politics without it becoming as dry as dust, so, I’ve taken some of my case work to illustrate the dynamics of power and the genesis of dysfunctionality, and set them out for you in gobbets taken from my forthcoming novel. I hope you enjoy them.

Warring Factions and Naive Interns

Here We Go Again, Another Warring Faction

rj-shieldAn urgent call from St. Angela’s; an urgent briefing meeting set up with Alex and Sue; an urgent schedule of dates required for a serious case of conflict, and possibly worse.  Here we go again, another warring faction job.  But what would this problem really be about?

I thought about Professor Leaman’s case a few years ago as I waited in the ante-chamber to Alex’s office.  It showed the inadequacy of standard organisational interventions such as “team-building” for serious behavioural problems in expert power cultures.  In the intervening years, I had gained more experience with managing the consequences of warring factions in an unpleasant merger that had gone wrong.  Perhaps I could draw on this for Alex’s new problem?  With “the Chief Executive will see you now,” I was ushered into his baronial corner office.

Psychopathy, prima-donna syndrome, personality cults – how do organisations like St. Angela’s cope with such underlying forces?  I reflected on the forthcoming assignment as I gazed out of Alex’s large dual-aspect window at the rowers pulling on their oars. Clouds of warm breath hanging in the cool morning air testified to their labours, and the coming autumn. Continue reading

The Destruction of The Firm

The Big Day – The Bid AssessmentFinal final lear

It was the Big Day. Alex, the Chief Executive, and the Firm – Prof Leaman and his surgical team – had been given their Bid Assessment slot. Alex had rehearsed his presentation and rewritten it several times; he had briefed the surgeons on their role and emphasised the need for them to stay “on message”; and he had prepared a time plan so that the 60-minute assessment interview could be used to give maximum impact.

He was so proud of St. Angela’s, and he was sure that the bid to be a national centre of excellence would succeed despite the fierce competition from the other bidders. But he was nervous. He had flashes of anxiety, a sense of foreboding, a quiet dread that all would not go to plan.

Prof Leaman was confident. He had briefed “his boys”. And he had even allowed the exile, Mr. Cordell, to join them to give the impression of unity. They travelled together in their best suits and shiny shoes to the corridors of power in Whitehall in silence.

St. Angela's University Teaching Hospital

St. Angela’s University Teaching Hospital

As they waited for the summons to appear before the assessment panel, Mr. Regan helped himself to the plate of biscuits. The presentation went well. Alex was an articulate advocate of St. Angela’s case. He knew the right words to impress the assessment panel which was made up of some of the world’s top specialists, including professors from the prestigious universities of the American east coast.

The cross-examination started well and Alex kept control. The Chairman of the panel asked about St. Angela’s sustainability plans. He had noticed Prof Leaman’s age and wanted to ensure that a succession plan was in place so the centre could be sustained for at least ten years. A series of spluttering responses followed that pointed to possible disagreements.

Alex, ever alert, tried to plaster over the widening cracks and to keep control. He sensed the Chairman’s alarm which was spreading rapidly to the rest of the panel’s members. Alex kept smiling manically at them while sending distressed eye signals to the surgeons.

They were having none of it. They were in full flight. Peace had broken down rapidly. Mr. Regan, full of nervous energy, challenged the assertion that Mr. Gonerill should be the natural successor to Prof Leaman.

shutterstock_78796954Like an uncorked champagne bottle, he exploded with rage; swearing his head off, he claimed Leaman’s crown. Horrified, Alex, assisted by members of the shutterstock_73737094panel, tried to calm him. But it was to no avail. Mr. Regan, perhaps on a sugar rush from all the biscuits he had scoffed in the waiting room, had lost his temper, again.

shutterstock_97629236Mr. Gonerill, greatly irritated, had tried to shut him up by shouting over him and a row ensued. Mr. Cordell looked on in silent despair. Prof Leaman saw his legacy melting away. Alex saw his bid for a “centre of excellence” disappearing. The Chairman saw a rowdy bunch of dysfunctional surgeons who were certainly not a team.biff-pow

After a pause for silence, order was restored. Alex humbled himself with an abject apology, trying desperately to rescue the situation. The Chairman thanked him and the team for their presentation, and politely showed them the door. They travelled home in silence, and in a seething rage. Continue reading

The Man Behind the Mask

A Serious Case of the “Concerns”Final final lear

There was that word again – “concerns”. It was always said with the utmost gravity followed by a meaningful, threatening, pause, and an intense stare. Everyone around Prof Leaman had a case of the “concerns”. I remembered this rather theatrical organisational syndrome from my early days as a newly-minted intern at St. Angela’s working for Sue on the case of the evil MacCawdor. He used it regularly to create a menacing atmosphere.  Continue reading